Crows are stalking me

Here's the consensus: the crow that attacked me was simply seeking revenge for my many transgressions against birds. From once trying to kick a pigeon on Polk Street (maybe not the nicest thing I ever did, but it got out of the way before I made contact, which is all I really wanted anyway) to blogging about how I would have left the parrot on the island just days before, I am now concerned that birds are out to get me.

My fears were validated when in Walgreen's today, I spotted a candy I have never seen before in my entire life.

I kid you not. Coincidence? I don't think so...